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CARD GAMES

After a few yards

you're king of the cards

pass, pass, hold, hold

not too stingy, not too bold

win, win, lose, lose

you try to confuse

till you're down to the wire

and just like a liar

you jump up like that

throw you hands in your lap

let out a hack

and tell Zach

"Suck It!"

THERE ONCE WAS...

There once was a man named Stan

Who bought some sand from Iran

Soon after he found

That his new pet mound

Was worth less than the last dog in the pound