Ode to Kev's Mom

Kev, how do I love your mom? Let me count.
Like porn on the Net, she is always there.
Better than porn, ‘cause her pics are of mount
Ing steep creeks, and playing in her wet hair.
Yes, she is better than a boof.com
Hell, she is even better than Zach’s mom
Though I wouldn’t know unless Timmy told.
It is through your mom that I learn the news
And off her chest, I see really weird views
Of those two chicks like Fea and Lora
May I ask, Do you think they swallow, too?
Alas, it is your mom whom I consult.
May it always be so, friends of Kev’s mom!
Stay and play and while you’re here, eat salam!